Okay apparently I lied because TUMBLR HAS A SURPRISING LACK OF INTERESTING PORN AT THE MOMENT. If I was searching for something innocent there would be dicks all over my dash -,-

This blog is about to reach a new level of creepy. I warn you now. 
#cough tentacles and shota and hentai and things that aren’t human and borderline illegal sex cough cough cough

TUMBLR Y U NO SUPPLY ME GOOD PORNZ.

update: this is my 269th post #maturityatitsfinest #heythisisapornblogafterall

update 2: it has been an hour. I CAN FIND NOTHING APPEALING NO MATTER HOW MANY BORDERLINE ILLEGAL TAGS I SEARCH. To get off here, then get off orgasmically (new word), then sleep then I guess!